Once and Future Bitch

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
i-am-an-adult-i-swear
gaydelgard

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

gaydelgard

he said it would "scare the kids"

children love my skeleton

gaydelgard

woman rolled her window down at the stoplight today to tell me how much her kids were LOVING the skeleton

gaydelgard

children love me, tumblr users want me carnally. for my skeleton.